Not stardoll related.But FUNNY

Ok ... in class, i sat next to this wierdo (everyone thinks shes a wierdo) named Emily. OMG . She randomly showed this apple, and it had paper clips and, staples, it was not even red :O it was almost black, me i thought it was a Voodoo with things jabbed in it. ROFL !! I showed it to my friend and she wrote on a white board: WTF!!!! Then the girl brought a twig out, this is what she said : " lauren, *taps me* lauren *taps* lauuurreen,*i turn around* look!" "yeah great emily" i look towards Tati my friend,with wide eyes and lips HELP.then she says, " now, with this twig * i turn back around she starts taping me* lauren, * turns to her * i can do many things like ,* picks up apple and JABS it in the apple * UUH. SEE look, *TORRTUURREE* ooo and now i can hold apple without touching it! *she licks apple, spit gets on me* WOW look lauren see how rounD it is, mmm i wanna eat it! AND now with that twig, i hold the apple, and eat without fingures in the way!!!" omg how stupid then the teacheer sung:NOOOBBBOOODY knows my SARROOW nobbbody nows my..... FEEELLLINGS. then starts talking bout shakespear and her faveourite sayin from a play of his. I THOUGHT THIS IS LANGUGE!!! NOT SHESPEAR LOVE I SING AND VOODOO APPLES WITH TWIGS!!! finally, that class was over. i went to my other class!!!!!!! YES